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I think there is a short-term effect in the culture of the Tokai House.
If something interesting happens at our own site,
we will go here.
I think it's been going on for ten years now.
I think there are videos about short-term effects.
Looking at the short-term effect and generating a site can be done.
I think there is a short-term effect that you want to use.
- Oh, I see. - Yes, Shirotero comes first.
I thought we could do that for the 10th year or so.
Tetsuya and Sashimi made a video for us.
- They made about one minute of video. - Yes.
- They put Shirotero in that video. - Yes, they did.
And after they put it in, they deleted everything but Shirotero.
- They showed only Shirotero. - Yes, yes, yes.
- I thought we could correct that. - The closest person wins, right?
- Yes. - So, we're going to play a game where you watch Shirotero and correct it.
- Let's do it. - Is it a game?
- Let's play a little. - What kind of problem is this?
- There are three videos this time. - Oh.
You watch a series of videos and Shirotero comes in last.
- But it gets dark right before that. - Yes, yes, yes.
So you know how long Shirotero took to get there.
- But you can't show what happened. - Oh, I see, I see.
- The closest person wins if they know what's going on. - Yes, it's a two-on-two team.
- It's a two-on-two team. - But Shirotero can't make it happen by himself.
- That's for sure. There's no way down. - There's no way down.
- It's either one of us. - Yes, it's either one of us.
- It's either one of us. - We have no choice but to watch it.
- Seriously. - To be honest, we have no choice but to show it.
- There's no choice but to show it. - Completely.
- Question one. - Question one, please.
Here it is.
- Yadonan-chan's... - Yadonan-chan's...
- ...final hit! - Ta-dah!
Ta-dah, ta-dah, ta-dah, ta-dah, ta-dah!
- In the end, the one who thinks it's a one-shot gag wins, right? - That's right.
- So we're going to bring a one-shot gag and see which one of us is funny. - Only one.
- We're only going to use one of our bodies. - What are we going to do?
- Food doesn't come out that easily. - So from now on...
- Half-day. - It's half-day.
- It's 8 in the morning, so let's watch it at about 7 in the evening. - Yes, let's watch it.
- Yes. - So, men and men, one-shot gag battle!
- Let's go! - Go!
- Four! - Huh?
- Three! - Huh?
- Two! - Go!
- One! - Go! Go over there!
- It has nothing to do with you! - Okay! It's 19 o'clock now!
- It's been 11 hours since we started training. - You're kidding me.
We'd like Toshimitsu-kun to give us a gag.
- Are you ready? - I'm ready and I'm right there.
- I see. - Then let's see Toshimitsu-san's one - shot gag!
Huh?!
What's going on?
How many times did you stand up?
- Oh! - Huh?!
- Hey, hey, hey! - Okay!
- Hey! - Huh?!
- Here's the first question! - I can't talk anymore.
- I see.
- It's unfair that you know my answer! - I was gone for about 5 seconds.
But those 5 seconds are pretty much it.
- The actual length is longer. - Please continue.
- Okay, here's the second video! - Next, I'm not going to fly.
I'm not going to fly.
- I'm going to do a gag. - Oh, a gag.
- Yes. - Okay.
- For recording. - Oh!
- Is it a gag? - Yes, it is.
- Oh, okay. - It's used when you're having a hard time.
- It's a gag. - Okay, let's do it.
- Let's do it! - Okay!
- Oh, I'm nervous. - I don't want a gag.
- Oh, I'm nervous. - It's unfair.
- 1 minute and 20 seconds.
- Okay.
- Ouch!
- I'm sorry!
- It's like you're looking at me.
- Oh, nice. - Oh, nice.
No, it's really difficult to do it.
Our players can't do it.
You can't do it like you can't do it.
It's long.
What?
Mangrove?
What happened?
In our editing industry, that "don" effect is quite strong.
That's right.
It's not "don", it's "don".
Is the third question the last one?
Yes.
Please.
Here you are.
No, no, no.
What is it?
A man's first three-minute game!
Well, this time it's usually gambling.
It's a pretty serious amount of money.
It's my first time gambling.
Since you're a beginner, the amount of money is decided by you.
There are 3,000 yen, so I think it's a reasonable amount of money every time.
5,000 yen.
50,000 yen.
50,000 yen?
No, no, no.
What are you talking about?
Let's do it seriously!
Shut up!
One million yen!
Yes, it's one million yen.
Since you can get it back, you can do it three times.
It's my first time gambling.
Start!
That's right!
Three times!
Four times!
Here we go!
Wrong!
What's wrong?
Four, five, six...
Even though it's wrong, you can get it back twice!
So, you win two million yen!
Since you're a beginner, you can do it three times.
It's a pretty serious amount of money.
300 yen.
300 yen?
Well, I have some savings.
I have some money, too.
Let's do it!
Oh, you have no eyes.
One, three, five.
What's wrong?
Oh, you have no eyes.
Are you okay?
Please!
I can't connect to you.
I'm sorry!
Go!
My victory!
5 million!
10 million!
I'll go first.
Isn't it too heavy?
I'm nervous.
I'll go!
3 million!
I don't know what will happen.
I'll put my hand on it.
What?
Maybe I can win.
Who do you want me to kill?
Kill me!
I'll put my hand on it.
I see.
I'll go!
I'll go first.
I won't let you go.
Now we have enough money.
We have 2 or 3 hours.
We need 2 or 3 hours.
We can avoid black frauds.
You're right.
I won't say I avoid black frauds.
But I'll edit them.
I'll not say anything.
I think you'll say something.
So, we are "shuwitsukei".
"Shuwitsukei" is funny.
We have 2 or 3 hours.
Okay, I'll make this team!
Gaaaaahhh!
FAST FORWARD
Come on!
Good job!
Let's get started.
First question.
The most expensive joke.
I'm worried about it.
I might be worried about it the most.
When I started making this video,
Yumemaru kept saying
The most expensive joke!
I kept saying it.
I'm curious about it.
The most expensive joke.
Can you make it in 3 hours?
Yes!
I'll be there as soon as it's done.
I see.
Let's get started!
Toshimitsu's "The most expensive joke"!
Let's get started!
Huh?
It says something.
The most expensive joke.
I had a hard time.
Thank you.
As a concept,
I wanted to make it look like
I was playing with it.
I brought a funny joke.
Take 11 hours and return it to Alex.
It's a funny joke.
It's like an American joker.
Return it.
You're disqualified.
I don't care if I'm disqualified.
Why?
It's 19 o'clock.
It's been 11 hours.
I think we've got what we're looking for.
I'd like you to show us your jokes.
Are you ready?
I'm ready and I'll be there soon.
I see.
Please show us your funny joke.
I don't care about it.
What do you think of it?
I thought of a funny joke.
But it didn't arrive in time.
So I'll give you sushi.
Sushi?
I don't want sushi.
I want a salt-free tablet sushi.
I don't want sushi.
I want a salt-free tablet sushi.
I don't want a salt-free tablet sushi.
It's a funny joke.
I thought of a funny joke.
But it didn't arrive in time.
So I'll give you sushi.
You made it look like a joke.
I didn't think you'd eat it.
You made it look like a joke.
I thought you'd eat it.
Apart from a funny joke and a salt-free tablet sushi,
do you have any other jokes that you don't like?
I know you made this funny joke with a concession.
You made the time for me to make this joke.
You make time for me to make this joke.
What a great thing!
What kind of Japanese video did you use a salt- free tablet?
The answer is...
This one, please!
What?!
What?
What do you mean?
I thought we wouldn't do that this time.
Well...
I was going to do a short content.
It's good and funny.
No, it's not funny.
Well...
I fell asleep very comfortably.
What are you talking about?
What do you think my 11 hours is?
You're talking nonsense.
11 hours?
Sorry.
Well...
I have a joke.
Do you want me to say it?
Yes, I do.
I'll say it.
Go ahead!
I'll show you the correct answer.
What is it?
Is there such a thing?
I started learning it recently.
What is it?
Well...
Sleeping.
I just thought of it.
I thought of it in 25 minutes.
Don't bully me.
I'm sorry.
Don't do it!
Don't stop me!
Why are you stopping me?
There is a flow until you say the correct answer.
Don't interrupt me in the middle of saying the correct answer.
I hope you can see my white hands.
No, no, no.
I saw you taking a bath in the pit video.
That's right.
I'm not asking you if you have to do it until you say the correct answer.
You have to say all of these 100 points.
100 points?
100 points.
You don't have to do it.
I'll say it.
I thought of it in 25 minutes.
Don't bully me.
I'm sorry.
I'll say it.
Please.
Oh, no.
Are you okay?
It was so close.
It's not good at all.
The winner is TOSHIMITSU.
I did it!
I won!
I see.
I can't sleep.
You can't sleep?
That's a joke.
It's not a failure.
That's a joke.
I was a little worried about the underarm part.
I don't think it's underarm.
I see.
If this happened in reality, I would have been like this.
You would have been like this.
I thought you would think like that.
The correct answer of this 100 points is...
After Shimizu fell asleep and fell asleep...
They made a joke and eventually Shimizu won.
That's it.
I don't think it's either or.
Both of them were completely dead.
That's right.
The second question.
Mangrove.
Mangrove has been disassembled.
Mangrove.
It's like "mang" and "rove".
Isn't it?
Let's see our mangrove.
Here you go.
My expression is...
What's going on?
He stopped it.
I'm being chased too much.
Shimizu is being chased by me.
The ring is too long.
Watch out!
What are you doing?
It's over.
What's wrong with you?
You're trying too hard.
It's "rove" and "mang".
If "mangrove" is included, "mangrove" will also be included.
"mangrove" will be included in "mizukiro".
It's a KO.
I was KOed.
I'm sorry.
Don't go against your original face.
If you stand against your original face...
It's not beautiful.
It's too much.
It's funny.
It's too much.
It was like "kimo" just now.
It was tough.
It was an honor.
It's wonderful.
Can you give points to that team?
No, no, no.
You don't have to look at it.
It was an honor.
Please show it to me.
I brought a medicine.
Our mangrove.
Yes.
Isn't it?
I'm sorry.
Isn't it fake?
Wait a minute!
I've been punched too much.
I can't wear gloves anymore.
It's simple now.
What do you mean?
It's a chingrow.
You're noisy.
What are you doing?
It's our role to stop this kind of thing.
It's better not to say chingrow.
I've been thinking about making a joke.
But I can't think of anything.
I see.
It's funny because there's a teacher.
I like it.
It's interesting.
I'm glad we could think about it.
The second video.
We're going to find out if it's true or not.
I've been kicked about ten times.
I'm not sad anymore.
I agree.
What?
Me?
Who is it?
Taisha?
What? What are you talking about?
- Goal! - Asen!
- Goal!
- This was special. - What?
I tried this without thinking about it at all.
- You tried it? - And as a result of that, I really wanted to be in it.
- Yes. - You did it?
- Yes. - So you're telling the truth?
- Yes, I'm telling the truth. - Wow!
I was really surprised at the time.
- You're the most natural one. - The most natural one came out.
- You're the most natural one. - You're the most natural one.
- You were the last in the team. - Oh, that's right.
- I was boxing in the team, and when I fell in the river... I wasn't supposed to do it. - Oh, right, right.
- I did it normally and came back. - Well, you didn't have any chance of being caught.
- I didn't have any chance of coming back. - You didn't even have a shot.
- I thought it was working better. - No, I thought you were making it worse.
- You used the rimbag all over the place. - Just 0 points, 0 points, 0 points.
- Give me points for water intake. - Water intake is the best.
- Yeah. - Water intake is the best.
- Well, you're the most beautiful girls among us. - Because you're wet.
- Since we're close, let's give you two a round of applause.
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- It was good news. - It was good news.
- I felt the benefits.
- Okay, last one. - Yes.
- Shinchiro! - Yes. - Shinchiro is here.
- Shinchiro is a double-edged sword.
- This is the only time I feel like I'm not free. - That's right.
- I feel like I can do whatever I want.
- I don't feel like I'm not free.
- This is what we think of Shinchiro.
- I don't know what you're talking about.
- Please! - Please!
- Huh?
- Ugh, it stinks!
- Huh?
- Ugh, it stinks!
- Huh?
- Ugh, it stinks!
- Whoa! - It's all messed up!
- What's this? - Huh?
- What's this? - Price tag.
- Threefold. - Threefold?!
- Huh?! - Huh?!
- Because it's 10 million yen... - 3,000,000 and 5 million...
- 2,500,000 yen! - Yeah!
- I lost... - Yeah!
- Mmm... - It's not bad.
- Yeah, it's not bad. - That sucks.
- You took this one, yeah? - Yeah, I did.
- You took it. - You're going to pay me.
- You're already paying me. - Yeah, I am.
- Alright, let's do this! - Let's do this!
- Let's go! Let's go! - Let's go! Let's go!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- Oh, I'm sorry! - You're the worst!
- I'm not like this! - Wait a sec.
- You're always like "let's go! Let's go!" and then you just...
- You're like this! - You're like this!
It seems like he's trying to seduce me...
My eyes are closing!
Only one of my eyes is open!
You scared me!
It's so hot!
Wait a minute.
There are too many people.
Zoro and Sanji.
That's right.
That's amazing.
Sanji's eyes.
For those of you who don't know, please tell me.
Zoro's left eye is closed.
He's injured, so his right eye is closed.
Sanji's Diablo Jumble.
He spins and makes his legs hot.
Zoro to Sanji.
It's amazing.
You guys are amazing, too.
No, it's not.
I think it's right.
I'm pretty confident about this.
How did you put One Piece together?
I see.
That's amazing.
The results are quite different.
That's normal.
The third correct answer is...
Komasan!
I'm counting on you!
Oh, it's your right eye.
Oh, are you okay?
I couldn't do anything.
That's right.
Wait a minute.
I'm sorry.
The moment the dice came out of my mouth...
I lost.
What?
Toshimitsu lost 15 million yen in total!
As a result of playing three games seriously, I won three times in a row and won 15 million yen.
I had no choice but to win.
I'm glad you won.
I'm glad we're getting along.
I won't
catch anyone!
I thought I was going to fall, but I went right away, so I became alone and said, "Everyone, don't catch me!"
I was terrified and flew away.
I didn't know what to say.
I couldn't say anything and my left eye closed.
And I said a famous line, "For my friends, I'll do anything for you."
And I said a famous line, "I'll do anything for my friends."
But I fell asleep.
I naturally said "sanji" instead of "sanji".
So I didn't say "sanji" but "sanji" instead of "sanji".
I'm the last one.
It's too much.
It's normal from now on.
You can catch fire if you turn around like this.
No one's ever changed their height like me.
I'm sure of it.
It was my first collapse.
But it's normal from now on.
I said "zoro" and I won.
I said "sanji" in the second half, but I didn't say "zoro" or "sanji".
I'm glad you said "zoro".
I didn't think you'd say "sanji".
Next
It was fun.
It was fun, wasn't it?
We were excited.
I was even more excited when I saw everyone's video.
They said more.
Even if you take one white telephone, you can use it for three people.
On the contrary, I feel like I'm going to put in a white telephone more carefully.
I see.
Sometimes it's too simple and sometimes it's good.
This is a good point.
Sometimes it's funny when you say "what the hell is this?"
Yesterday, when I was thinking about the mangrove, I was thinking about it for about an hour in front of my computer.
I was thinking about it.
I think there are times when you go first.
That's true.
The first idea was "muskaki sparkly".
That's too much.
It was a good problem when it was over.
That's right.
There are ways, too.
I'm hoping that there won't be such a goodbye in about five seconds.
In accordance with that, everyone will say goodbye.
I'll go in five seconds.